In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Ha Ha Ha.”
My life is a series of one-liners. For example:
I took a semester of French in college. My teacher’s name was Ling Chang, so I learned to speak French with a Chinese accent. Bah-Dah-Bing!
Some friends and I created some games when I was in college. We redesigned the card game “Canasta” and created “Quadra-Canasta”. We invented a group game called “Are We Having Pun Yet?”. Best of all, we were developing a board game called “Procrastination”, but we never got around to finishing it. … Think about it.
I know what you’re thinking: “How does he come up with these?” The fact is, These are all true!
Here’s one I didn’t make up:
There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can’t.
I know… comedy is serious business, and should be left to professionals. I should put the joke down and back away slowly before someone gets hurt. Boys and girls, do NOT try this at home.