People are gems. My life and acquaintances seem sometimes like a good stand-up comedy routine. At least I think it’s funny.
I recently heard an acquaintance, in all seriousness, say: “I’m afraid of zombies!”
When I realized she was not kidding, I responded: “You know what scares me about zombies? I worry that there are not enough of them. They probably should be considered an endangered species! So many of them get killed off in the movies. For example, the film WORLD WAR Z. The mass genocide of zombies is deplorable! Oh sure, they assure us that no zombies were injured during the making of these movies; but they also said that about the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK!”
So, are you all with me on this?